h'ok, in the off topic ramble in the "Time Zones?" thread, the magical fictional awesome-ful idea came to mind! A MAGIC ROAD TRIP X3 I have thought up some rules, but if you don't like them, be free to criticize me on them :/ First off, we gotta make a real story, it can be crazy, fictional, and awesome, as long it has a story... and uh, that practically sums it all up XD so here goes:
One sunday morning, my traditional 5:00pm wake up is occurring, i go on to the taiki forums to see we are having a MAGICAL MYSTERY MAGICAL TOUR!!!!!!111one!!1 X3 so i get on my flying bike and head down to smelly ol' ontario to pick Mika up.....
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when you see Kori flying with his silver wings and boots you for saying Ontario Is smelly because In fact He lives in Brantford Ontario, the worst cityin thw world and is a dishouner to the name of ontario
Angie was sleeping on a bench nearby but was waken by voices, and she sees Kori and Jay. She shouts to ask them if they have any food, becouse she is very hungry...
feeling bad about naming ontario "smelly", i turn my rocket bike into a 20 billion seater :D and then i shoot across the world to bring angie a cute lil' muffin :d
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Meanwhile on the rocket bike, Mika is attempting to hijack the bike and turn around for a destination of Minnesota.... "Turrrrrrn faster dammit!!!! Get out of my way!!!!" *rings the bikes bell*
Manda turns in her sleep since it's only 5:30, then violently wakes up from a nightmare. Sighing she looks over to her computer and sees that there's the roadtrip today, so she jumps out of bed and scramble to get dressed and just for the hell of it, puts on her black bunny ears from Halloween and runs out the door to wait on being picked up in Michigan...
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Alley looks up and sees a sparkle in the sky and then it grows into a speeding rocket bike thing. It crashes straight into the ground, launching its riders on to a conveniently placed mattress.
Recognizing Mika, Alley runs over and glomps her. "Honey huns!" Just then, the rocket bike explodes. Looking at the flames, Alley asks, "Now how are we going to do our global air road trip thingy?"
Angie pops out from nowhere with glasses and point her finger straight up in the air anime-style while she says "We use jetpacks!" Just after she finised, she begins to eat a bowl of ramen... tat also popped out from nowhere.
Mika gazes into the eyes of Alley..... "Oh my savior.....*insert mushy stuff here*.. I shouldn't have pushed the big red button!!!"
Looking the the wreckage, Mika realizes that she left her super awesome Hang glider on the rocket bike. "Noooooooooooo" but she likes the idea that Angie has suggested. Using her magical evil powers... Mika creates an infinite amount of jet packs. "Hooray but I'm starving now! Where to find food...."
Mika stares in awww at the sight of a bento. "But it looks so pretty, I couldn't possibly eat that!" She looks around at the stares she's receiving.. "Okay fine I'll eat it!".. and then Mika ate the whole thing including the box.
After devouring the box, Mika stands up and yells out to everyone. "Guys, look I created jet packs! We can continue our adventure.. I haven't ruined everything!"
Jay, trying to regain conshince-ness (i don't know how to spell it D: ), notices everybody flying away on magical jetpacks! He stumbles onto his feet, and pulled a jetpack out of his ass! After the experiencing the intense pain from his "lower oriface", he notices all the jetpacks lying around that mika created, but with a shrug, jay put the jetpack on, only to turn it on when it was upside down. His already pained ass flies into the hard minnesota ground and ricochets only to catch up with everybody else. Jay the shouts: LET'S HEAD TO ARIZONA :D
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Mika looks over to Alley and replies, "Because it's a living being, that poor ass just wants his own opinion. Don't discriminate against the ass."
Just then a tall tree suddenly appears and Mika gets hit in the face and her jet pack flies away without her. Mika is now falling towards the ground "Noooooo, I don't want to make a big splat!"
As the gang arrives in very hot Arizona... Mika suddenly realizes she doesn't need to be wearing a parka anymore! "There's no snow here! That's just crazy talk" She throws it off and spots a grocery store where she can buy food a plenty.
One strange mystery at the grocery store later, they emerge with a guy unmasked in a ghost chicken costume.
Alley says, "So it was Mr. Creamers all along! Who woulda guessed it! Zoinks!" She looks at the rest and asks, "So, like, why did we come here again, gang?"
"I think we came here to buy food and to pick up poeple who live here, or we just middle landed" angie says with a tired expression on her face. You see, she just woke up after sleeping with the Jetpack on autopilot, and she then pulls out a bottle of coffee and starts to drink.
Jadius sitting extremely bored at his nice little cozy home in Georgia decided to grab one the jetpacks from the very large pile of jetpacks, that were now flowing into the ocean. "Wait..." He began to say to himself, "If there was an infinite pile, wouldn't it eventually consume the world?" He thought about this for some time, then suddenly a light bulb literally clicked on, and he said "Well, then the people would just use them to fly away anyway." So Jadius now began his flight to the other side of the country.
Manda sat on her front step and yawned. This was way too early for herand it would probably be hours till they got to Michigan. She stood up and stretched before having a great idea! -a lightbulb exploded for no reason- She ran back inside and into her room, she grabbed a small velvety bag and reached inside. " Damn. All out of floo powder, guess I'll have to go by broom." She dove into her closet and after a mountain of junk came flying out, she reappeared with a slick firebolt. She took it and jumped out her window and immediately took off flying.
She heading west toward the park, we she got off her broom and hid it in her amazing bag of holding. She looked aroud, only a couple of people were walking around, minding their own business. She walked up to a random guy that she ddt know and said in a hushed tone. "You got the stuff?" "What?" "Do you have the stuff?" She insisted. "Um no I'm sorry..Um maybe you should talk to him though..." Manda looked to where the man was pointing and saw a grey squirrel gathering nuts. She squeeled and ran to the squirrel, it ran away and hid in a hole in the trunk of a tree. Manda followed and discovered that the hole was actually a portal that lead into the fruit section of a grocery store. " You'll never get me lucky charms!" A rabbit said as it disappeared in the soup isle. Manda shrugged and walked over to the candy isle to stock up on candy when she suddenly heard someone saying zoinks, she filled er bag of holding with thousands of pounds of all the candy and energy drinks imaginable, before running over to the voices.
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Mika is ranting about not having coffee."Omigod... I am sooooo hungry... and there's not even a Tim Horton's for my delicious coffee.. This sucks guys!" She looks around and sees Manda with thousands of pounds of candy and energy drinks. "Ohhhh can I have one or five or fifty of those drinks", she says to Manda. "You see, I've been up ALL night between flying around and listening to crazy music and I need another boost of energy! Actually, I get go get some of my own"
Mika runs into the grocery store and starts her adventure of finding the delicious drinks. Beginning her journey she sees a scary old man staring at her. "Hello girly, would you like to see Mr. Flopsy?", the man asks. Mika stares at the man in horror and takes out her gigantic rocket launcher. "Take this Mr. Pedophile man!!!", she yells, pulling the trigger. The grocery store explodes. Once the dust disappears, Mika runs out with many energy drinks screaming "Quickly quickly guys, I've been saving the world again, blowing up one grocery store at a time".
Mika then takes many of the energy drinks and chugs them down. "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!", she screams..." I want to go to a magical land, where there's ponies dancing and singing all day!!!" Mika then takes one of her infinite jet packs and flies away in the direction of the sun.
"Already flying again, so soon?" angie says in a tired voice while she looks after Mika who flies away "hm..." she then says when she tirned her head and looks at the bag who Manda holds "May I have some candy, it would be very good so that I don't fall asleep..." She shows the girl her biggest smile
Then a Voice from a distance was heard... along with many other voices. And Pitchforks. And Torches. It's Jay! Running away from a large riot! Who seem to think that HE blew up the grocery store. "Fly Fly Fly!" Jay shouted to his jetpack" ANGIE! MANDA! ALLEY! FLY! WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE DX!"
and with the explosion of fire, Jay's ass shot into the ground and ricochets up into the sky.
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"Hey, Jay! Your jet pack is still upside down!" Alley calls out, watching Jay fly off upside down.
Just as she was blasting off with the others, a rabbit runs by screaming, "She blew up me lucky charms!! AHHHHH!! MY LEG IS ON FIRE!! Someone be a lad and put it out!!"
She looks back down to see a horrifying scene of the rabbit beings speared by a pitchfork. Someone starts screaming about a demon talking rabbit.
Jadius had been flying all night to try to get wherever the jetpack was taking him. He soon saw a blown up super market, and someone eating was appeared to be a very burnt rabbit... "Ewwww..."
Manda ran from the the explosion and yanked out her broom once again and hopped on taking after Jay. She felt bad for the dead bunnies but then remembered that they were actually probably only aliens trying to rape her brain by probing. So she felt ever higher into the air until she was at least a hundred feet up, but then a putting sound came from her broom and it started to stall. "Damn it's out of gas and with the prices these days.." The broom fell and with it came Manda, falling and screaming to her probable death.
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Jadius saw a young(er) girl fall through the sky on a broom. He debated on catching her, but for some reason a part of him pictured her calling him a stryofoam peanut, seriously, what the hell? He then figured it would be the kinder thing to do, so he flew down and caught her.
"Oh... a mob of angry people..." angie says while drinking a bit of tea "I think I should remove myself from here." and with those words her jetpack started to take her up in the sky.
Once up she could feel the wind in her face, and she enjoyed the moment of almost total freedom, but then she heard a cry and saw manda falling. But lucky for her, jadius was there, and angie just needed to look at the scene. While she takes another sip from her tea she flies towards Manda and Jadius. "Osu!" she greets them "Why did you fall?"
While Recklessly flying through the air upside down, Jay tries to work his jetpack to fly NORMALLY, only to go off track into the opposite direction to Brazil and notices from all this flying backwards the fire from the jetpack ahs been burning the top of his head like a struck match. Screaming in agony, Jay plummets towards South America and away from everybody else ;^;
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