Favorite Quotes

Graves · Active Member

Favorite Quotes

Taiki · Taiki Webcomic Artist

Guy : "E.D. are you gay?"
E.D. : "GAY?? Why, I'm ecstatic!"

Quote from the movie Imagine Me and You.

Schlaf · Veteran Member

lol and I was going to put the same quote :P.

(Cue random flying tube of toothpaste in locker rooms)
"Wait a second, who the hell brings toothpaste to school?"-Kim

Rachel: I baked you a cake in my easy bake oven.
Me: What happened to it?
Rachel: Well you see, Eric came over and then there were leprechauns-
Me: ...It caught on fire, didn't it?

"Okay, so starting a food fight in the modular campus wasn't a good idea, but you have to admit it was worth it."- Kevin
((Modular campus is the emptiest place on our school campus, usually only see about 12 people out there.))

Rachel: "We wouldn't be friends if we agreed on everything"

"True strength means looking up, even if the walls are caving in."- Was in a book I read looonng ago.

Kio kun · Active Member

lol, too many fav quotes, listing a few

Fox: A plant! Why don't we get a plant?
Collin: We had a plant, you forgot to water it. It died alone... in misery...
Fox: oh yeah...

Kio: Hey look, a monkey!
Sam: Kio... that's Mikey.
Kio: then explain the facial hair!

Nim: Oh look! A creepy snake dude!
Spud: OOOHHHH! RLY?! WHERE WHERE? SHOW ME!
Nim: I was talking about you Spud.

To the world, you may just be one person, but to one person you could be the world. ~ overused quote biggrin

Shinda · Lurker

Good, bad I'm the guy with the gun.-Army of Darkness

How, what, where, when, why..I didn't do it-me

Gusso · Lurker

megan: Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good.
graham: Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.

But im a cheerleader

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. moulin rouge

me: Did you sleep with every girl on school or am i mistaken?
Alexandra: Oh i didnt sleep with every girl on school.
me: No? Who didnt you sleep with then?
Alexandra: You.

i'm always drink a soda with a straw and i always blow into it. Next to me sits my cousin mike.
Me blowing into the straw.
Mike: No, no you need to suck it, not blow it.
me dying of laughter.
Mike: Wait, that didtn came out right.

A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay. Demetri Martin

Raine · Character Inspiration

"Back in my day, there were no such thing as bisexuals. They were just confused..." - Taiki impersonating an old person

"You give a f*ck too much." - Lil to me

"A weak mind is stupid." - Amaz

on the Ouija Board: "More Ham!"
me: "Is this Saiya?" (one of our kittens)
Ouija Board: "Yes"
Lil: "You've never had ham before, Saiya.."
Saiya: "I seen it on a commercial and it looked yummy."
Lil: "Wow, I watch waaay too much tv.."

-- Edited by Raine at 02:34, 2008-01-25

Graves · Active Member

I inverted grandma's knees and stole her money to get you this present
-my friend Kevin

Touch me where you want to, I'm a virgin with a problem.
-What it feels like by lola ray

I'm so excited I can hardly sleep at night!
-A guy saying how excited he was on a knife infomercial.....it was odd xD

Schlaf · Veteran Member

(Playing Halo 3 with a few friends and my brother- we weren't in the same room.)
Me: Okay, so Logan, John, and Jason are zombies now. Its just you and me.
Greg: Ok we'll stay close then.
Me: Alright don't die.
*We both die immediately after I say that*
Greg: DAMMIT JASON YOU WERE LOOKING AT MY SCREEN
Jason: I..I'm in the living room..

Greg: I gave the lunch lady ten dollars and she closed the window on my face."
Me: What'd you do? Did you try getting your change?
Greg: No, I went home and cried myself to sleep.

"You know that feeling you get when something bad is going to happen? I only get that feeling when something sexy is happening; and right now I"m getting a whole lot of sexy vibes." - Joanne

"I was going to bring you cocoa, but I didn't have enough money. So instead I brought you this weed that oddly looks like a flower." - Jacob

"Oh my gosh guys! Did you see that rainbow??? Oh my! There are two now! And look, a butterfly! Wooow!" - Me (My friends were making a big fuss about two rainbows and I was half asleep/cranky)

"We're on a bridge Charlie!" - Chelsae ( And the unicorn from Charlie the unicorn)

My quotes are so stupid XD

Taiki · Taiki Webcomic Artist

^ OMG! I've seen that Charlie video! xD It's so amusing!

Raine wrote:
"Back in my day, there were no such thing as bisexuals. They were just confused..." - Taiki impersonating an old person

Haaa! OMG! I miss saying that. xD

Oh, and my favorite part from the movie D.E.B.S. when Lucy is planning a bank robbery just to get Amy to come so she can kidnap her. I guess you have to see it to think it's funny. >_>;

Lucy *fixing hair in the mirror* : "Do I look alright?"
Spud *stares* : "This is retarded"

-- Edited by Taiki at 10:40, 2008-01-28

angie · Master Member

I actually have a fun time with my friends sometimes, especially when someone says something fun xD

Hannah: Why doesn't you have one of those rings? (meant to me)
Anna: Because she isn't a girl.

Me and Anna is sitting and waiting for class
I suddenly throw my pencil-thingy-thing against the wall
Anna: Ok, what would that be good for?
Me: Nothing, just wanted to check something...

Me: You are not an IT, you are a SHE!

Anna pointing at Johannas skirt
Anna: And under that skirt is something dangerous...

Me: I'm always holding my arm... I really like my arm...

Anna: Ecchi!
Anna makes a disgusted face
Anna: ... Give me...
She then reaches for the manga.

This is actually things that me and my friends have said on a normal day in school... probably not so fun...

Kio kun · Active Member

"If life is so fair, why do roses have thorns?" ~Tickle me Emo (YouTube it)

Teacher: What on earth is this on the corner of your paper?
Me: It's... art?
Teacher: it looks like you spilt a gelatinous blob on your paper
Me: WRONG! It's a MANLY gelatinous blob!

Marina: That's so gay
Me: Homophobia is gay
Marina: You sound like a fag
Me: You sound like a phobe
Marina: **** you!
Me: no thanks, I'd rather not.

Doc · Love Freak

Tucker
"A car! how come they get a car?"
Church
"What are you complaining about! We're about to get a tank in the very next drop!"
Tucker
"You can't pick up chicks in a tank..."

<Much Later>

(Tank Explodes)
Caboose
"SHEILA!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!"
Tucker
"No Sheila! Sheila! wait, wait a minute, Who's sheila?"
Caboose
"She was the lady in the tank... She was my friend!"
Tucker
"Dude! I knew you could pick up chicks in a tank!"

Johan · Veteran Member

Star Wars Kotor

Carth - Look, i'm sorry, don't take it personaly.
Revan(female) - DON'T TELL ME NOT TO TAKE IT PERSONALY, YOU ... YOU HAIRLESS WOOKIE!

I love that game ^^

Schlaf · Veteran Member

"Dude guys, it's raining!" -Me
"No ****ing way."- Greg

"It was supposed to be a pikachu, but then he somehow got the 'roids so now he's Vegetachu."

"Guys, my bird pokemon thing officially has some sort of down syndrome."-Alice
"...why?"- Greg
"You need to freakin' TEACH him how to fly, by inserting a disk into god knows where." -Alice

Graves · Active Member

Kowaru died for your sins!
-A Japanese bumper sticker referring to the Eva anime.

Schlaf · Veteran Member

Logan:"Nichole's Sad because she couldn't see Tegan and Sara in Pomona"
Me: "...No I'm not..."
Greg: "We can still go see that other group you like.."
Logan: "Are you going to cry? She's totally going to cry!"
Me:"Not really. Theres always next tour."
Logan:"...*turns to Greg* Greg's sad because Nichole is gay."
Greg: "She's gay!?*sob*"

I guess its partially an inside joke, because I remember telling them that I would cry my eyes out if I ever missed a tour of one my favorite bands (That I probably would only be able to see once), the next day I logged on to Last.fm and realized I missed the ticket sale for the Pomona show. That and Logan was trying to get someone to cry that day because he was feeling rather crappy, Greg already knew but he just wanted to satisfy Logan.

Mom: I heard she's a lesbian
Me: uh yeah..
Mom: I heard she already had a partner at that they are happy together
Me:um..
Mom: I hear Tegan and Sara are gay too. You like them a lot don't you?
Me: ..yeah...kinda..

She's on to me! She likes starting awkward convo's and then trailing off to something like "Oh look, a commercial about Meowmix. Remember when you used to sing along?" and I'd just stare blankly at the television. So like, anything my mom says is my favorite quote in an awkward kind of way.

Greg: Nichole, your birds a chick
Me:...no its a boy...
Greg: It just layed a *ing egg.
Me: What are you on? There isn't a guy bird who could help her..have an egg thing...assuming that it is a girl...
Greg: Well apparantly, it doesn't need one, and its *ing nasty. Seriously, clean it up.
Me: *few minutes later* Okay
Greg: You cleaned it?
Me:...er well, it escaped from the cage and it started attacking me.
Greg: Did you catch it?
Me:...thats the problem, its er...still flying around the house...
Greg:..so we're basically stuck in here until it realizes the bird in the egg is dead?
Me:..pretty much.
*silence*
Greg: So..uno?
Me: Its in the living room
Greg: ...

Cousin: I'm tired, I just drank coffee and now I'm pissed because I'm tired.
Me:...
Cousin: Seriously, I'm so pissed that this coffee isn't keeping me awake, I drank coffee and I'm tired and pissed, and now I feel like punching you in the face. Theres only one word that can describe this situation, and thats Pistired.
Me: You put more milk than coffee, you put an inch of coffee and like a gallon of milk, so you just basically drank milk.
Cousin:....I'm so pistired.

Me: Where the hell are you getting your units of measurement?? Five gallons of brick and a tub of milk? What the hell!

Cousin: I think I lost your guitar.
Me: How..how do you lose a guitar..?
Cousin: I asked this guy at school to watch it for me while I went to the bathroom, and when I came out he was gone.
Me: If you weren't related to me I'd kill you a thousand and one times, strangle you with an otter and throw you a pit of snakes.
Cousin:...your not mad are you?

Choir Teacher: Its a beautiful day to siiing todayyy!
Class: *silence except for two boys fighting in the back*
CT: You there, Nichole! Have you hugged a piano today?
Me: I um...no...I don't...have one..I uh...theres a fight going on an-
CT: Its a beautiful day to sing and play!

-- Edited by Schlaf at 05:44, 2008-04-07

-- Edited by Schlaf at 05:48, 2008-04-07

Graves · Active Member

Schlaf I has a question! I've been listening to Tegan and Sara for a while and I keep hearing talk of them being lesbians but no one can actually back it up. And they're sisters so I boubt if they are gay it's with each other o3o....

So me and my friends have been discussing this for a while and no one knows so do you?

LadyTwilight · Senior Member

Me too, mee to! I has a ...a comminent, really, though, more'n a quessie. Birds do (at least, in the case o'my old finch) lay eggs, but there's generally nothing inside, and they generally eat (yes, eat) their own eggs to get back the protein they used for it. So, uh...just so you don't worry about your bird sneaking out and hanging with guy-birds of reputable behavior, or if you wonder if your bird is a closeted cannibal, no worry! ^_^

-LT

Samael the Finality · Lurker

Myself:-
'Anything worth saying is worth saying to their face'

*in refernace to seeing ANOTHER character cut their hair as a sign of character development* 'Barber shop price lists in Japan must read something like this:-
Short back and sides, 2000 yen
Facial hair trim , 3000 yen
Instantaneous character development, 2000 yen'

.hack//
Subaru: Meeting someone is God's doing, but parting is something humans do themselves.

Atoli: To love. To love is not to look at one another. It is to look together, in the same direction.

Matsu: It is not that we do not know what must be done. It is that we lack the courage to do it.

A-20: Because I want to try...Isn't that reason enough?

BT: If you want to know the truth, you must have the courage to accept it.

One Piece:
Spandam: SHOOT HER! SHOOT HER TO DEATH WITHOUT KILLING HER!

Dr Hiruluk: You. When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart by the bullet of a pistol? No. When they are ravaged by an incurable disease? No. When they drink a soup made from a poisonous mushroom!? No! It's when... they are forgotten. Even after I'm gone, my dream will come true.

Cardcaptor Sakura:
Tomoyo: The greatest happiness is seeing someone you like stay happy.

Sakura: It will absolutely be all right.

Syaoran: Even if I lose this feeling, I'm sure that I'll just fall in love with you all over again.

Eureka 7:
Charlie Beams: Freedom, is something that you need to actively acquire. It's not something that's given with no strings attached. To be free means to take responsibility, and to prepare yourself for what's to come.

Norbu: Meetings are sudden but through them we change and move forward. Farewells are also sudden, but you can't linger on the moment.

Holland: Don't beg for things; do it yourself, or else you won't get anything.

Shadow Hearts:
Smithy the Swindler: Ya shouldn't disrespect the spoon.

Anything Joachim says is awesome.

Digimon:
Guilmon: You going to fight her, Takato?
Takato: No way, she's a girl. Besides, she'd kick my butt.

Davis: See that guys? I got a noogie! It means I'm one of the guys now!
Demiveemon: Davis? If you're one of the guys now, does that means you were one of the girls before? Why can't you humans ever make up your minds? I'm so confused..

Apocalymon: I will rule the world and plunge it into darkness, so that I don't have to be alone anymore in my misery. A ha ha! A HA HA HA! Wait a minute, what am I laughing at? I'm supposed to be depressed!

Final Fantasy(this is just my fave, I don't feel like listing the others)
Gilgamesh: Enough expository banter! Now it is time we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men! As for Gilgamesh, IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!

Schlaf · Veteran Member

Graves wrote:

Schlaf I has a question! I've been listening to Tegan and Sara for a while and I keep hearing talk of them being lesbians but no one can actually back it up. And they're sisters so I boubt if they are gay it's with each other o3o....

So me and my friends have been discussing this for a while and no one knows so do you?

They're both Lesbians its been mentioned in a few interviews

Haha yeah, I was sitting in the kitchen fixing my moms lap top and I noticed it was eating the egg, I was like "wtf are you doing?" biggrin

Greg: You looked taller on Myspace
Logan: You were a girl on Myspace
Me: You were twenty on Myspace.
L: ....but I don't even have a myspace!

-- Edited by Schlaf at 03:04, 2008-04-09

-- Edited by Schlaf at 23:39, 2008-04-09

Schlaf · Veteran Member

Me: Does that say what I think it says?
Friend:...what?
Me: The Board.
Friend:You need glasses if you're thinking what I think you're thinking...That says 'Virginia'
Me: I don't need glasses...I just have selective vision...
Friend: If you have selective vision then you must have a bad case of selective hearing too.

Me: HOOOOLLY F*! Did you see that trashcan go flying??
Friend: What?
Me: Never mind, it was just a dog.
Friend: I'm buying you glasses.
Me: S.E.L.E.C.T.I.V.E V.I.S.I.O.N.

Friend: Blah blah blah blah (Talking, I'm just not listening
ME: *Staring into space*
Friend: Blah blah blah figurative language blah blah blah Swimming pool
Me: We're going swimming!?
Friend:...what?
Me:............SELE-
Friend: I'm getting you a hearing aid.