Pickup Lines?

Sora · Senior Member

Pickup Lines?

Schlaf · Veteran Member

"are you a negative ion? because i'm positively attracted to you. "
"Help the homeless. Bring me home. "
"If I asked you to have sex with me would the answer to the second question be the same as the answer to the first question?"
"if i could change the alphabet i'd put "u" and "i" closer together."
"I wish I were Adenine so I could be paired with U. "
"Are you from Tennessee? I hate people from Tennessee. "
"Nice shoes. Wanna trade?"
"*bring girl a sugar packet* hey, i think you dropped your name tag"

....I know I'm terrible with those xD. I don't even use pick up lines.

Sora · Senior Member

Hahahahahha! xD; That was great. I have another, but it's not quite appropriate... xD;;;

Yurilover90 · Lurker

"Are you tired, because you've been running through my mind all night."

"Is your father a thief, because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."

"Do you wanna have a baby with me?" (if answer is 'yes'...I hate you...If 'no'...) "Do you wanna practice?"

And my personal favorite..."If you were a booger, I'd pick you!"

-- Edited by Yurilover90 on Saturday 6th of June 2009 01:55:54 AM

Sora101 · Active Member

I got a couple...

"So girl I got my library card and Im checking you out."
"I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk."
"Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here."

Susanah · Master Member

Nice ones:D I never use pickup lines, though...prefer to get to know people before I try to ask em out

Sora101 · Active Member

I used the second one I posted yesterday...they said it was cute.(this was on another forum BTW).

Susanah · Master Member

Yeah, that one was kinda cute:)

Sora101 · Active Member

*blushes*

Susanah · Master Member

Haha:) soo...where are you from? *hinthint*;D

Sora101 · Active Member

Im Canadian bacon...what about you sweetie? ;D

Susanah · Master Member

canadian bacon???

I'm a norwegian dust bunny:3

Sora101 · Active Member

Sorry. I was trying to make you laugh. Not one of my best jokes. *smirk* dust bunny huh?Those are the cutest bunnys of all.

Susanah · Master Member

Haha, yeah, I was a little confuse, I'll have to admit that:) And he cutest kind of bunnies, huh?;D

Sora101 · Active Member

Yeah, you are. So...what about me sweetie?

Susanah · Master Member

...well, seems I can't eat bacon anymore, seeing as how the cute bit of californian bacon would probably be offended:)

Sora101 · Active Member

*smiles* Cute huh?I wouldn't be slightest bit offended sweetheart.

Susanah · Master Member

yeah, I find you cute :)

Sora101 · Active Member

*Flips hair back and smiles*

Susanah · Master Member

oh, so you have long hair? *glittery eyes* can I plays wid it?

Sora101 · Active Member

*smiles softly and winks* sounds good to me.

Susanah · Master Member

YAY!

*plays with hair, starts braiding* *smiles* smile

Sora101 · Active Member

*giggles* Having fun sweetie?(if you want we could use the private message thing?).