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Obligatory Touhou reference


Because you just know everyone in that game is a lesbian. You just know it.

It's a 'bullet hell' game. Anyone else ever played it?

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never heard of it............... whats a bullet hell game ?


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A bullet hell game is where you control a person, and move them with the arrow keys or the mouse. Your opponent, controlled by the computer, then moves around the screen and shoots bullets at you. Heaps and heaps of bullets, sometimes filling nearly the entire screen, and it gets really hard in later levels. If you touch a bullet, you die. One hit.


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ooooh fun =D..... wait all you do is dodge the bullets ?

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No, you shoot them back, too. And you have to collect all the little boxes they drop, which give you extra power or poinrs.

The games are free over the interwebs, if you want to find themm. Look up 'Touhou English Translation' and you'll probably find a site to download them.

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The characters are all gay, we figure, too. Because there's like, a hundred girls in the series, and only six guys. And one of the guys is a turtle. They just have to be gay.

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hmm i guess ill look at it =P

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Once you enter, you will never return.

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i wasnt able to find it =( but i didnt really look......

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http://gensokyomemories.blogspot.com/2009/05/touhou-games.html

That's where I download mine. I ran them through with a virus checker after I did, too, and there as none attached.

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ooh ok ill take a look at it =D

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Okay. Be prepared to lose several... hundred... timmes before you win.

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haha hard games are fun =P

 

alright the:"You have recently posted a comment. Please wait a moment before trying to post again" is getting really annoying -_-



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"alright the:"You have recently posted a comment. Please wait a moment before trying to post again" is getting really annoying -_-"

TELL ME ABOUT IT. Every. Single. Time. I. Click. Submit.

See? There it is again! Raargh! *foams at the mouth*

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haha yea.... if its long enough for me to switch to another topic i should be long enough for that anti spam counter aswell =S

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Especially since there hasn't been any spam here for a while tha I've noticed.

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there where some really bad spam bots before in the video games section but taiki fixed it =).... but i guess that has been some months =/

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Wasn't there any active mods on at the time?

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nope =/ we only have 2 ppl with power on the forum but both dont come here very often =)

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Taiki hasn't visited since March 24th, and Nobody hasn't visited since October 13th... I see what you mean.

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Bumpity bumb.

Anyone besides me played this game yet?

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nope havent tried yet... bit busy playing s4 league and a couple of other mmos

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You disappoint me, gappiee.

Not playing Touhou in favour of MMO's? Pffft.

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but there is some really nice ppl on the mmos =/.... and they are freee and already installed on my computer =D

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I generally find people on MMO's to be ride. The only one I've found to be alright was Everquest II.

What ones do you play?

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i play S4 league and fantasy earth zero atm.. i must admit really nice ppl are rare but i have found some on both games =)

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You don't play any of the good games, do you?

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what are the good games?

nanana ... waiting for the timer lalala....



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The only good games are Touhou, Final Fantasy X, Etrian Odyssey (That game is ****in' HARD!), Everquest II, and I Wanna Be The Guy.

Well, they're the only good games I play. Don't eat me! (In a bad way)

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i couldnt know i havent played any of those ever =O

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=O

GTFO

Not really, but seriously? You never played any of those?

And this threads about Touhou, goddamn it! I even provided you with links for downloads, and everything! Dammit, gappiee...

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i will play it sometime .... just dont expect it to be soon. and nope never played any of them

wow i actually replied a lot to a topic about something i never played =O

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Yes, you have.

And... I'm speechless. How can you NOT play Touhou?

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because i havent tried it and thus dont know how mutch fun it is ?

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Yes. Yes, that must be it.

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